The Republic of Crown 38 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate population of 6.17 billion Crown 38ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crown 38ian economy, worth 492 trillion salts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,877 salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crown 38's national animal is the llama.

Crown 38 is ranked 108,291^st in the world and 5,419^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,826.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.